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Mac Vs PC: A Biker’s Explanation

By
Jane Goh • Jun 30th, 2008 • Category: Features, ThrottleZine

Bicycle -- Mac

This is Mac.

It will never fall on its side.

Nobody dies on a Mac.

You always have steady speed.

It does not let you customize, so you won’t ever ruin it.

Anyone can drive a Mac!

Ducati 749 Dark

This is PC.

In fact, it’s an example of PC because there are unlimited choices.

It’s hard to drive, but if you learn how to do it, you’ll easily reach 150 mph in a few seconds.

Many people die on them because it’s hard to handle.

You can customize it in anyway you like, but only people capable of driving transmission at fast-ass speeds with nothing to protect you from falling manage to see it’s full potential.

The rest die out from natural selection. Or quit and buy Macs.

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